Bunny not only gives zero ducks—she’s on an active quest to find ‘em so she can burn ‘em in front of you while making eye contact and slurpin’ up boba balls. She once ran a bake sale to raise bail money for the goose incident, which Bunny describes as a simple misunderstanding but the judge was being a drama queen and called it assault with a deadly breadstick.
Bunny and her ride-or-die Ducky Boy are the most notorious characters in Mischief Meadows. Some say they terrorize the quaint, little village but we call it “community outreach”. Either way, they’re the most entertaining thing from King Ferret Fountain to Whisky Dick Flats.
Then there’s Ducky Boy. Bunny’s right paw, her fly or die, her emotional support delinquent. Don’t let the sweet, innocent look fool you—he’s Bunny’s unhinged hype man. The friend who’ll record your meltdown and sell it to TMZ so the two of you can fly to Turkey for a week of medical tourism. You wish you had a bestie like Sir Quacks A Lot.
So if you’re lookin’ for sweet vibes to warm your little heartsy-weartsy, waddle on over to Precious Moments. If you’re yearning for overly commercial plastic with no soul-– get a Labubu. But if you want wild, ridiculousness created by two story obsessed nuts from Austin, Tx who clearly don’t give a duck– you’ve come to the right place.
Collect or don’t… but it’d be a lot cooler if you did.
