2 cups flour, 1 cup sugar and a big ol' bucket of “duck off” cuz Bunny don't give a face frostin', cream pipin', recipe destroyin’ duck. This ain't your granny's bake sale, barbie doll– unless ol’ gran used to slang cream pies for the Hell’s Angels and served backshots to Martha Stewart in prison. “Pre-Heat this, baby bitch.” The health department don't want none unless you got buns, hun.
